Lubbock Lampoon

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• The Forest Kept Shrinking Because the Trees Kept Voting for the Axe During the primary, there probably wasn’t anyone harder on Abraham Enriquez than I was. I didn’t just question him—I dismissed him. He’s younger than me, not married, from a different background, and at first glance, I didn’t see myself reflected in him. I’m 46, married, raising a family. My priorities are rooted in that reality. His life looked different, and early on, that mattered to me. At the same time, I was being flood

  1 May 2026 · Lubbock Lampoon · $200 – $299 · 10K+ impressions · Defensive · Ad Library

• Jordan Rackler Chad W. Seay This is Rackler Country.

  9 May 2026 · Lubbock Lampoon · $100 – $199 · 10K+ impressions · Promotional · Ad Library

• An Unusual Few Minutes at the County Office In my 47 years, I have never had a supervisor turn off the lights in my workspace and sit silently while I finished working. I would find that unsettling, particularly in an interaction between a supervisor and an employee of the opposite sex. According to Lubbock Lights, a (female) county administrative assistant reported that Judge Curtis Parrish entered her office near closing time, and asked her to tell him when it was 5:01. She wrote that he to

  26 October 2026 · Lubbock Lampoon · $0 – $99 · 100+ impressions · Attack · Ad Library

• Lubbock County: When Is Enough Enough? I am tired of asking how much more Lubbock County is supposed to tolerate before demanding accountability. According to reporting by James Clark, a former employee who has accused County Judge Curtis Parrish of unwanted sexual advances kept a job description she says he gave her. It included this instruction: “If requested to do something immoral, call the judge’s wife.” Parrish’s response when asked about it? “I wrote it.” That is astonishing. Why woul

  24 October 2026 · Lubbock Lampoon · $0 – $99 · 100+ impressions · Attack · Ad Library

• I’ve heard some say they’re sitting this election out. Here in Lubbock, the questions surrounding our own local elected officials remind us that the consequences of an election last long after the votes are counted. Two rallies. One Texas. Who deserves our trust?

  23 October 2026 · Lubbock Lampoon · $0 – $99 · 0+ impressions · Informational · Ad Library

• Two More Women Accuse Judge Curtis Parrish of Sexual Misconduct; Parrish Denies Allegations Based on reporting by James Clark, Lubbock Report Two additional women have accused Lubbock County Judge Curtis Parrish of sexual misconduct following Lubbock Lampoon’s release of Judge Susan Rowley’s video allegations. Their accounts include alleged unwanted kissing, breast grabbing and a hotel-room encounter in which a former employee says Parrish continued touching her despite her attempts to push hi

  20 October 2026 · Lubbock Lampoon · $0 – $99 · 100+ impressions · Attack · Ad Library